What’s your favorite Human Extinction Event by human activated weapons better known as – HEE-haw!

Do you believe humanity will become extinct by means created by man or God?  Will there be a disease that wipes us out or a worldwide famine or a natural disaster?  Will aliens invade from another planet or will humans destroy themselves with nuclear war, viral experimentation, or global warming?

95% of the species that have existed on planet Earth have gone extinct.  A meteorite wiped out the dinosaurs, man wiped out the Do-dos, but what will wipe out the Masters of the Earth?  Most people are obsessed with how mankind will go extinct and come up with a wide variety of means by which nature will destroy us or we will wipe ourselves out.  Here is a list many of which have been made into Doomsday movies that all get it wrong but one:

• Nuclear war – “Dr. Strangelove.” Since the invention of the atomic bomb people have feared wiping out the human race by nuclear war followed by nuclear winter.
• Virus – The new “Planet of the Apes.” The Black Plague and Smallpox in America have wiped out millions.  What if a virus mutated into something so virile it wiped out man and the animals took over?
• Zombie Apocalypse – “Resident Evil,” “World War Z,” “Legend,” “The Walking Dead,” all depict events in which government creates a virus to cure disease or to control people that results in people becoming zombies – the walking dead.
• Meteorite – “Armageddon,” “Deep Impact,” are just random rocks floating around the universe that are big enough to destroy life on a planet. It’s happened before.  It will happen again.
• Solar flare – “Knowing,” shows there are more than just big rocks to worry about.
• Aliens – “War of the Worlds,” “Independence Day,” “Mars Attacks,” are all scenarios in which beings from other planets come to destroy humanity.

(The reboot of “The Day the Earth Stood Still” was a horrendous rendition in which aliens come to “save the Earth from humanity’s pollution.”  Which is best followed by:

• Climate change – “An Inconvenient Truth,” “Wall-E,” wherein government is trying to convince people that their CO2 and other pollution is destroying the planet. They portray mankind’s filth will make the Earth a lifeless husk of flooded coasts, inland deserts, and smelly trash.

And now we come to man’s threat to himself by the creation of robotic slaves;

• Artificial Intelligence – “Terminator,” “I, Robot,” Steven Hawking, the world’s foremost genius, even agreed that robots will destroy humanity. But the theory that machines will become smart and turn on their creators as mankind turned on God is a potentiality that is dwarfed by the true cause of mankind’s extinction.

The one means by which humanity will truly go extinct is the one about which they have only made one movie:

“Austin Powers – Superspy!”

Austin Powers discovered the true danger that is the greatest threat to humanity and the most likely even that will cause our extinction – Fembots!

These robotic delights with their virtual vaginas that could give men endless pleasure from a sex companion that would always be willing, beautiful, slender, and young are the engines of mankind’s destruction.  A Fembot will never have a headache, never have a period, never catch a disease, never say no – and never get pregnant.

And it’s that last that’s the catch.  As women sink into depression and get fat and ugly and bitchy because men will only have sex with their erotic and exotic Fembots then the human race will go extinct.  It will not be war or famine or pestilence, not God or government or aliens or Mother Nature that will be our undoing.  It will be our own mindless lust.

Let’s face it, if Moslem men can be convinced to blow themselves up in the hopes of having 72 virgins in the afterlife, (which I personally cannot see why a man would want a gaggle of virgins instead of a harem of whores), what hope is there for humanity when all men can have all the virtual sluts they want right here and now?

The world is going insane over these sex robots with virtual vaginas

Yes, ladies, this is the proof men’s brains cease to function when blood flow is diverted to their favorite toy!